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Showing posts with label filipino. Show all posts

Donation Taxation / The Philippine Jaeger Program

What angered
the Filipinos
and the rest of the world
was that despite
the Philippines being
hit by history's
strongest storm,
and despite the
prompt response of the
entire international community,
local officials
of the Philippine government
had the nerve to slap on
donor's taxes,
import duties,
and other tariffs
on relief goods
and foreign aid
arriving in the aftermath
of the supertyphoon.

But although on the surface
it looked like highway robbery,
this was actually
way more than the
State skimming
a few pesos off the top
using the cleverly executed
sleight of hand techniques
of a certified public accountant.

For every dollar
in foreign aid sent
by our international neighbors,
two percent is taken
by the government.
But the amount collected
does not go to the
local government coffers,
nor does it end up
in the pockets of politicians;
instead, these taxes
are being used
to fund



The Philippine Jaeger Program
The Philippines is known for a lot of things. It is famous for its beaches, its islands, its festivals, and its people. It is also infamous for its dirty politics and rampant corruption.

The pork barrell scandal which rocked Philippine politics just months earlier saw the disappearance of millions of pesos into bogus beneficiaries and non-existent NGOs. It seems public trust has disappeared with the public money, and after a tragedy like Typhoon Haiyan, which devastated the Philippines last November 8, you can't blame the public for their vigilance.

What most people don't know is that the people's taxes are being used for a noble purpose: the funding of the Philippine Jaeger Program, or the PJP.

The PJP was inspired by decades of exposure to Japanese mechas, and most recently, the release of the film Pacific Rim. Jaegers or battle mechs are huge, gigantic robots controlled by pilots, and are humanity's last line of defense against giant monsters.

"The PJP is doing practically the same thing as the anime battle mechs," says the Honourable Jorge "Bolet" Banal, Congressman of Quezon City's 3rd Legislative District and Chairperson of the Philippine Jaeger Program. "Our goal is to create even bigger, more gigantic robots capable of battling the weather."

That's right–it's Man v. Nature on the road to extinction. If you've seen the satellite photographs of Typhoon Haiyan, then you know why it's called a "supertyphoon". To combat gigantic storms, you need gigantic robots, which is why Philippine Jaegers are generally two to three times bigger than the Jaegers in Pacific Rim.

Because of the sheer size of the robots, two pilots won't be enough. "We need four to five pilots to control a single Jaeger," says Banal. "So in a sense, our pilots are closer to a proper Voltron or Voltes V team."

Chairman Bolet Banal also took the time to explain how a Jaeger is deployed into action. "What we do is we have an early warning device," he explains, "which tells us if we have a typhoon forming in the middle of the Pacific. Then we deploy the Jaeger to meet it halfway across the ocean, and here it unleashes an array of weapons designed to weaken the storm. That way, should the typhoon still make landfall, it would be reduced to gale-force winds."

Following the movie Pacific Rim's tradition of Jaeger names, the Philippines's first Jaeger prototype has been christened "Snyper Bolet", in honour of PJP Chairman Bolet Banal, and is expected to be deployed with the next supertyphoon.



16 Nov 2013

Ang Pakikipagsapalaran ni Rose Galvez

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Attention all visitors. Attention all visitors. Ang visiting hours po ng ICU ward ay mula 7-9 po lamang. Thank you.

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Attention all visitors ng pasyenteng si Don Juan Antonio Rodrigo Borja del Castillo Fajardo y dela Cerna III ng ICU ward 221B, ang visiting hours ay mula 7-9 pa. Mangyari pong bumalik muna sa Visitor's Area. Salamat po.


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Paging Ms. Rose Galvez. Paging Ms. Rose Galvez. Please proceed to the ICU ward. Maari na po ninyo dalawin ang iyong tatay sa ICU 221B. Maraming salamat po.


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Attention lahat ng mga bagong dating na visitors. Attention lahat ng mga bagong dating na visitors. May limit po ang number of visitors sa bawat kwarto. Mangyari po lamang na i-check kung may iba pang bisita bago pumasok. Salamat po.


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Attention all visitors of ICU 221B. Attention all visitors of ICU 221B. Please keep the noise level down. Nagrereklamo na po ang mga kalapit na kwarto. Salamat po.


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Paging security.  Paging security. Please proceed to ICU 221B. Dalawang babae po nagsasabunutan. Magdala po ng gunting dahil nagkabuhol-buhol ang kanilang buhok. Salamat po.


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Attention all visitors.  Attention all visitors. Dahil sa kaguluhan sa ICU ward, ang pagdalaw sa mga pasyente ay pinapayagan para sa mga immediate family members lamang. Salamat po.


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Attention security.  Attention security. Ang babaeng nagngangalang Rose Galvez ay mahigpit na ipinagbabawal na dumalaw sa pasyenteng si Don Juan Antonio Rodrigo Borja del Castillo Fajardo y dela Cerna III  sa ICU 221B. Ayon sa pamilya ng pasyente, hindi po nila kamag-anak si Rose Galvez. Thank you.



*performed at Pasinaya, Sun, 26 Feb 2012, CCP

Harmed Struggle (Filipino)

(Isang katotohanan: ang isang bala ay hindi
nakapananakit sa labas
ng chamber nito.)

Ganito ang pagbuo
sa isang Amaru .357:

Una, pagsamahin ang bolt1 at ang carrier2
1bolt─ang isip:
tagapaglikha ng teorya.
na siya nating tesis
2carrier─ang laman ng salita;
binibigyang-katauhan bilang praktika,
ang antitesis

Ipasok ang napagsamang3 bolt at carrier, at itulak ang handle4 pasulong
3ang pinagsamang teorya at praktika
ang nagiging konkretong
kilos
4handle─ang susunod na tesis
ay kinakailangang itulak
nang pasulong upang mkalikha
ng isang panibagong kontradiksyon.

Ihanay ang hammer5 kasama ang trigger6
5hammer─ang konsiyensya
nararapat ilinya sa
6trigger─ang pagpapasya
na lumikha ng mga moral.

Hilahin ang lock-on spring guide7 na siyang nagpapahintulot sa ‘yo na mailagay
ang cover8 pabalik sa chamber9.
7lock─on spring guide,
upang panatilihin tayong naka-linya
8cover─pagpuna
patungkol sa ‘yo,
inilagay ang sa itaas ng
9chamber─ang pagpuna
sa sarili: ang iniisip mo
patungkol sa sarili mo.

Tapos, ipasok na ang isang punong magazine10, tanggalin11 ang safety12 at ikasa13 ang handle
10magazine─puno
armas ng mandirigma ng mamamayan.
Upang masundan ito nararapat na
11tanggalin─ibukod:
ihiwalay ang sarili mula sa
12safety─ang pamilya, ang paraan ng pamumuhay
ay nararapat
iwanan nang hindi
lumilingon.
13ikasa─ihanda ang sarili
para sa susunod na kontradiksyon

Ang Amaru .357 ay regalo
bigay ng Cuba sa Pilipinas (mula kay ate para kay dite)
dalawang hija ng Inang Espanya.
sapilitang pinakasal
sa mabahong G.I. Joe
sa halagang dalawampung milyong dolyar.

Ito ang siyang armas na ginamit ng Cuba upang barilin ang kanyang asawa,
ang siyang nagpatupad sa diborsyo.


*narito ang bersyong Ingles


Vienti Nueve

Ako'y balisong.
Makintab at matalim,
maaaring makapagpasirit ng dugo
kapag itinusok sa iyong leeg.

Ako'y balisong
na walang silbi kundi
kumitil ng buhay.

Ako'y balisong,
maganda ang hawakang
inukit sa kahoy.

Ang paggawa ng aking hawakan
ay mas komplikado pa kaysa sa
paggawa ng aking talim.

'Pag ako'y nakatupi
ang aking silbi
ay pan-display lang.

Ako'y balisong,
matalim, maganda,
nakamamatay.
Ngunit ang nais ko
ay manatiling nakatupi lamang.


*Birthday poem for me, 2008.


My Literary Side

"The Words come from the Divine; from the Muse the Idea. The Poet merely transcribes." ┼Old Sumerian proverb

(Kidding, I made that up. LOL)

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